The most awesome fraccy sis who is currently far too far away from me, emailed me this today.
I had to do the responsible thing and share it with you, though I’m sure it will create a few questions. Thus… I’ll try nip them in the bud.
1. Yes, I do wear a nightcap exactly like that when I go to bed.
2. My hair is slightly less blue. Slightly.
3. I actually have considered living in a vegetative state, but I’ve nixed that because I like meat. Veggie burgers just don’t cut it.
4. IRL, throwing out my wine would be cause for your death.
5. Some of my sisters are not bitches. I have six. Talk amongst yourselves now!
5. Some of my sisters are not bitches. I have six. Talk amongst yourselves now!
I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult.
Abra-ca-zam. Ala… ca-daddle.
Furthermore, I’ll have you know I talk amongst my selves every day. kthanks.
Rofl linda. Did you not catch the number? And you know I would never, ever have *you* on the “bitch” list.
And anyway… one of the fraccy sisters said that bitch stands for “Beautifully In Total Control (of) Herself”
I kinda choked on that one. If I get to be a Bitch, I want it to mean the real deal. Sheesh. It’s no fun if it doesn’t.
I was pretending I didn’t see the number. Wasn’t sure if you found extras or I lost some. And besides, some of my personalities were feeling neglected.
The other fraccy sister is wrong. Bitch stands for unspayed female canine. I know, because I finally gots me a dictionary. Where did you think I learnt about could of and contractions? I ain’t never had none of those, cuz of I had a csection.
But I agree. I’d like the real deal, too. Jest don’t think that’s gonna happen anytime soon, given my advanced years an’ all that.
I can vouch that I’m a bitch then, ’cause I darn well know I’m not spayed. Three times I’ve had those contractions. They’re a bitch. They kinda make you want to neuter someone. Rofl at the thought.
I’ll apy attention to those personalities if you want… or, since I know I’m a bitch ’cause of all that not being spayed and all… I could bitch slap someone else if they should be paying your personalities some attention and they’re not?
As you can see… I cannot type today. I think I’ll leave all that there in case Daddy Papersurfer comes by and needs something to say. He’s usually so shy and all, I think this might help him break out of his shell.
What typo? (bats eyelashes)
Been a long time since anyone done got apy about me.
lol
Love it…love it!! Wow now I will definitely have to keep an eye on Fraccers too!!:-)))
linda – Awww. Everyone should have someone to go apy about them. I need to “talk” to some people over there… and by “talk” I mean open up a can of whupass on them. lol.
Shinade – Oh I’ll understand if you can’t keep up with all of them… I’d never expect my regulars to keep up with every blog I add… but if you be sweet and give me a link I will luv ya even more than I already do! And… if you come back and click on this page and leave me a wee write-up, I will add you to that page and the front blogroll.
Hey……. took me some time to catch up with you…….. some bitch unplugged my computer…… or bots crawling all over it……….and I’ve been looking for my wine all weekend! uhhhhh cauldron bubbling… must run! Concocting my revenge!
LOL, it wasn’t me… I’d never take your wine.