Marcus Lehman has a penis!
Marcus Lehman has a penis! (Be patient and read this post and you’ll find the link to it too!)
Getting back on topic though, this shouldn’t be a big surprise, since all men each have a penis, but for some reason, my post at the fracas blog about it is still getting a lot of traffic.
I guess people do want to see a guy’s penis as much as they want to see some of the stuff all those women starlets seem to go “oops” and allow to be photographed and end up online.
Here’s the thing.
This dude spammed posted a link in my comments over there, to his site, trying to get hits for his own blog. So I was a nice person and left the link, but added this comment to his comment:
[Umm, yeah. I already have a link in my post to the video somewhere else. I've been to your site and your video is the same video I've already linked to. I'm a nice person though, so I'm leaving your link here. If people would prefer to view the video at your nakedstraightguys.com site, who am I to begrudge them since it is the same one anyway. So uhhh... maybe now you kinda owe me a link too? Better be nice and link now... you just never know where I might change that link go to to if you're not. I might make your name link to like, Martha Stewart or something... LOL. - Fracas]
After two days of his getting hits from my blog… nope. No link for fracas.
(And for a site called nakedstraightguys, there sure seem to be some non-straightguy photos at that blog. I don’t care… but isn’t that kind of like my calling myself “boring old lady” instead of calling myself “fracas”?)
Anyway… You got here because as promised, I warned dude to give me a link back and he didn’t… so his link now goes from fracas to fraccers instead of from fracas to nakedstraightguys. Only I hate to lead all you Marcus Lehman’s penis searchers astray. I like to be good for my word. So… here for you who clicked it… is the link to that video:
Click here for the Marcus Lehman Floppy Penis Video
that CBS allowed to air on national television.
Have a super fantastico day and remember… if you plan on running any races with television cameras rolling and you wear old underwear as your shorts and don’t have anything underneath to keep your twig and berries from falling out of the tree…
… it just might end up on the internet too!
But if you’re like Marcus Lehman, you probably wanted it to.

Posted on October 3rd, 2008 by fracas
Filed under: Fatheads, Fatuous, Flatus, Flotsam, Foibles




























What exactly makes the difference between a straight guy photo and a non-straight guy photo? Just wondering, since I’m not about to do any testing…I’ll take your word for it.
(Does this mean that you prefer swarthy, hairy, fat naked shots of men over shaved and oil chess boys?)
LOL John. In the sidebar of that blog are thumbnail photos… (I think advertising videos) of guys engaging in thee hankee of thee pankee. It is from whence that I deduced perhaps they are not straight guys.
See how smart I am?
What…are they pankeeing? Wait, don’t tell me. This is the one time I’ll trust you.
Whew. Good thing. I might’ve had to blush and we all know how much I hate it when people make me do that.