They Didn’t Teach That At School! [ Issue #1 ]
Have you ever been caught by a question that, while it seems totally stupid, ends up actually making you think?
Here is the first post in a series of silly, weird, stupid or just crazy questions. Feel free to use the comments section to answer these question… if you were lucky enough to actually be taught that in school!
- Do fish get cramps after eating?
- If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
- Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” If afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
- Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?
- Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
- Why are boxing rings square?
- Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
- Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You’d get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
- Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
- Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
- In the song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?
- Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every few hours?
- Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Only 20 questions? You want more?
Don’t fret… Issue #2 is already on the way!
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That’s just done my ‘ead in innit – blimey
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?
I know, I know! Because for most of us, only half of the stuff coming out of our mouths is worth anything. So you gotta put in two cents worth to get a penny’s worth, see?
I’ve always known I’m usually half right…. my problem is not being sure which half is which. *sigh*
DP – Oh sure… blame that on me. *snigger*
Linda –
A) That’s just wisdom, I tell ya…
B) You’re more than half right usually… unless you’re talking to me, and then since I’m always right, you can’t even be that. LOL.