They Didn’t Teach That At School! [Issue #3]

Have you ever been caught by a question that, while it seems totally stupid, ends up actually making you think?

Here is the third post in that series of silly, weird, stupid or just crazy questions. Missed the first? Find it here! Missed the second one too? Find it here!

1. How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
2. How do “please keep off the grass” signs get there?
3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
4. If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can’t we run around naked?
5. If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they then be called knockers?
6. Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?
7. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
8. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
9. How come when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
10. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it’s nose?
11. What would you do if you saw an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
13. How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
14. What do people in China call their good plates?
15. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
16. Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
17. What is another word for “thesaurus”?
18. Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
19. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
20. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Are you kidding me? You’ve read the first 40, you’ve read these… and you still want more?

Okay. I’ll try. Issue #4 just might be in the works!