Fraccers

Ok folks… this one’s tricky, so pay attention.

I noticed the buzz tonight was about Colin Farrell and his old sex tape. I seems Candace Smith’s bio page for the new “Survivor” says she’s a former Miss Ohio USA, yada yada yada, but doesn’t say she was once sued by Colin Farrell as part of a sex tape scandal. I guess Farrell sued Smith in June 2006, claiming she conspired with Nicole Narain (Farrell’s co-star in the tape) to distribute the video behind Farrell’s back. [1]

So, ok. I wasn’t all too interested in that… it’s old news. Instead, I happened to google out what was purported to be a hilarious reading of the transcript from that sex tape, performed by what’s supposed to be a trio of professionally trained Shakespearean actors.

Only I didn’t find it all that funny.

Oh… maybe small parts of it were, but it was certainly not the big thrill or laugh I was looking for.

So then… in a stroke (ahem) of brilliance on my part, I decided to see what I could find over at youtube, and believe me… this Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry comedy sketch is by far, a better way to spend your time than anything else related to Colin Farrell.

So there you have it.

Colin Farrell = Sex Tapes = Shakespearean actors = British comedy = Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry.

Therefore Colin Farrell and his Sex Tape = Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry.

Oh, just watch it. Click the image when ready.

You won’t be sorry. I almost pee’d my pants, but we won’t talk about that…

Some people might think that should somehow lead back to a sex tape.

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