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Fracas has a surprise!

Click the little man to find out what my surprise is!A few days back, I referred to a surprise I was working on.

I don’t know if it’s been seven days or not… but I sure as heck need to rest.

I’ve been burning the candle not just at both ends, but in the middle as well for the last little while, trying to squeeze in some time to work on this while having nothing short of sixteen thousand, ninety one (and a half) other things that need doing right about now.

Singed fraccy bottoms or not, by gum… while it isn’t quite what I’d like it to be, it is ready enough for me to show you all. I have so much more to add, it’s fair to say it won’t be the same place from one day to the next… so you shan’t be bored there for some time!

Click the little man with the megaphone to get there.

Oh… and thanks!

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The Confession Trend

Cartoon about dogs leavin confessions on those confession sites onlineOh goody. Another site jumping on that confession wagon we’ve all come to know and love through sites like PostSecret, not my secretsSecretTweet and more.

Truu Mom Confessions is yet another new site where… you guessed it,  people can post their secrets anonymously. Oh… this one’s supposed to be different though, because it’s for moms!

Only wait… not only can moms do so, but there’s a section for singles, brides and military wives; a section to post your secret feelings about your body, etc. etc. Gee. I’m sure we’re all going to sleep better now that someone has finally come up with somewhere for us to vent our thoughts. There just really wasn’t anyone offering that before! Wow, what a fresh new idea.

Not only that, but Romi Lassally’s soon-to-be released book, True Mom Confessions: Moms Get Real — is a compilation of admissions like those on the site, so if we can’t get enough of this stuff at any of the sites that existed before this one… we can buy her book and read all those sordid thoughts while we’re, I don’t know… on the toilet engaging in some of our own sordid activites. Perhaps once enough books are out there, we’ll see confessions about whether or not we had a good bowel movement today, or whether or not we use more than one square of toilet tissue.

(Oh sorry. I momentarily forgot which blog I was writing for and had a wee throwback to the Sheryl Crow fiasco.)

From the mom page:

“my six year old talks a the time i just want to tape her mouth shut , my 3 yr old cant stop making a messand my 4 month old is teething and evrytime there is a bad night its when my husband has duty why cant i get a night off….oh…if i do, i am stuck cleaning allday the next day”

Here’s a goody from the single scene:

“If i’m expected to cook and clean and basically take the place of a mother (plus sex), then I refuse to get married, EVER.”

And what about those brides?

“I feel bad that my FI and I got engaged before my sister and her FI…they’ve been together 6 years, we’ve been together 2. I know it doesn’t matter, but I know she was dissappointed.”

Or those poor secret-divulging-deprived military wives…

“I hate when some of the Army wifes I’ve met know more about the Army than my active duty husband. Is it that they are way over the top… or is it that my husband doesn’t care.”

Each comment goes up and readers have the option of commenting. Oh… ok, that’s so different. It’s almost like all those message boards and forums and community board-type sites just never existed. I mean… gee… finally, people get to post whatever they want and be anonymous!

So, ok. You get it. I’m not impressed. Yet… people flock to them and participate in them in droves.

Why? Because instead of calling it what it is, someone decided to market it as if we’re getting to see some personal glimpse into others’ lives and feelings that we weren’t getting before.

Hello…

Are all of you just getting online for the first time today?

Since 1997, I’ve seen exactly the equivalent of these so-called confessions, posted at a variety of message board forums like the now long-ago defunct InsideTheWeb or those offered at the online home for various hard-copy magazines. Oh sure, the ‘confessions’ were posted by Georgie344 or someone going by the nic momtothree, or baby4me; the handle jagbabe or smoothwillie, and so on and so on, but seriously… aren’t these people still anonymous? So long as you never told people who you really were, no one knew and you could ‘confess’ anything anytime… including things that aren’t even true (if that’s what your game was).

So what has gotten into people, that all one has to do is market the old with the ‘true confessions’ moniker, and Joe (or Jane) Q. Public will fall all over themselves to not only read it and believe they are in fact, voyeuristically party to that which they shouldn’t know about, but also rush to submit their own ‘confessions’?

Case in point, over at the Examiner, the writer of this article admits:

“Truthfully, I can’t really read too many of these confessions without feeling like I am spying on people, but I guess they knew that when they posted.”

For me… this one gets the fraccy doll pins. Oh, I don’t mean the folks smart enough to set up these sites (though the current crop are not much more than copycats, the first couple were actually pretty smart), I mean the people who haven’t figured out that they’ve been sucked into buying old bread in a new bag with a new date on it.

Oh… and when you’re at one of the sites discussed here today, reading those “confessions” and feeling such guilty pleasure for knowing someone else’s junk, just ask yourself if you can tell which one of those confessions is the phony one I submitted.

Yeah… didn’t think you could.

Point made.

Cue the belly laugh.

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What to do with too much Easter chocolate

Image of a chocolate easter bunnySoon it will be Easter, that time of the year where young ‘uns everywhere will gleefully hunt for and find, enough chocolate in the form of eggs, little rabbits and all manner of other such creatures of the forest which their parents have personally hunted for and captured at their local WalMart. The modern day parent, not wanting their children to grow up having to experience the horrors of restraint, will likely gift their children with no less than sixteen and a half pounds of a variety of chocolate that will, if actually eaten by said child, cause at least four cavities, one possible root canal, at least three and a half serious stomach-aches and the necessity to re-paint at least one room of their home after little Johnny (or Jane) Junior has trodden all over the walls (and ceiling) with their (likely) chocolate-covered shoes.

This year, fracas suggests something quite rash.

Don’t be silly. Of course I’m not suggesting any of you restrain yourself in your buying… heavens no! I’m suggesting, on the first night after the baskets have been opened (and while the children are sound asleep) you steal a significant portion of those chocolate bunnies, and re-use them in the following ways designed to see your tummy and teeth bearing the brunt of the bunny (thus saving your tots from terrible teeth and tumultuous tummies)! I’ve found for you, a baker’s dozen.

You might even be considered for Sainthood after this. After all… the stealing part isn’t really stealing (since you bought it in the first place)… and just think of how you’re martyring yourself!

Practical Uses for Too Much Easter Chocolate

  1. Peanut Butter Fondue
    Chop your bunnies into small chunks and place them in a crock pot, or the top of a double boiler. When the chocolate has melted, stir in 1/2 cup peanut butter (or less, or more, depending on how much bunny you’re re-using) Stir until smooth. Dip your choice of graham cookies, biscotti, marshmallows, whole washed strawberries or chunks of banana. Heck… you might even want to dip potato chips… but make sure to use the really think and ridged kind so as to avoid an ugly crumbled chip mess in the dip.
  2. Chocolate Chunk Cookies
    Chop your bunnies into chunks the size of really large chocolate baking chips. Add to your favorite cookie recipe instead of using purchased baking chips.
  3. Bunny Brownies
    Chop your bunnies into small pieces and melt in the top of a double boiler. Use to frost brownies with. Cool, cut and enjoy!
  4. Ice Cream Crackle
    Chop your bunnies into chunks and melt in the top of a double boiler. Add a small amount of vanilla, or a splash or two of your favorite liqueur and stir until smooth. Drizzle over ice cream, wait for it to harden and then crack with your spoon… dig in and enjoy!
  5. A Berry Good Sauce
    Chop your bunnies into chunks and melt in the top of a double boiler. Add an ounce or two of your favorite liqueur, or 1/4 cup of raspberry jam and stir until melted and smooth. Drizzle over a dish of prepared berries, top with a plop of sweetened whipped cream, and never tell the tots it was once Mr. Bunny’s bottom.
  6. Filled Cones
    Chop your bunnies into chunks and melt in the top of a double boiler. Fill a pastry bag with the melted chocolate and use to fill store-purchased plain ice cream cones about 1/5 full. Place in the refrigerator to cool quickly (before the cones can get soft) and you’ll have gourmet ice cream cones for next time’s treat.
  7. A Better Dish of Porridge
    Chop Bunnies into smallish chunks and store in a cannister or glass jar. The next time you serve porridge, add a handful of your favorite nut to the pot when cooking, and then toss a spoonful of the chunks into the cooked cereal. Porridge never tasted so good!
  8. Chocolate Lip Gloss
    In the top of a double boiler, melt 3 tablespoons of cocoa butter, a few chocolate chunks (the equivalent of 5 chocolate chips) and one vitamin E capsule. Stir together with a spoon until the final product is smooth and creamy. Pour it into an empty lip gloss pot or other small container, and refrigerate it until it is solidified into standard lip gloss form. While this method doesn’t use up a lot of bunny at any one time, you could always make a whole batch and share bunny’s bottom with your friends.
  9. Chocolate Pancakes
    For chip pancakes, chop the desired quantity of bunnies into bits and add to your favorite pancake batter. For chocolate through and through pancakes, chop your bunnies into bits, melt them, and then add the melted bunnies to your batter. Beat until smooth and you’ll have a better beaten bunny batter than you’ve ever had before!
  10. Chocolate for Supper
    It goes without saying that certain savory items are all the better with a hint of chocolate. After all, Mexican Mole Sauce has a chocolate secret, so why not other dishes? Try using up some leftover bunny in your next batch of Braised Short Ribs. We won’t split hares, but I’m betting it’s tastier than ribs cooked without chocolate!
  11. Chocolate Pretzels
    Make your pretzel snacks hopping good by dipping them in melted bunny bits and rolling them in crushed candies, sesame seeds or whatever you think will curl your tail! Dip, set on wax paper or parchment until hardened, and enjoy. These make great gifts too. Package a few in cellophane for a real gourmet treat.
  12. Chocolate Spoons
    Finally, what’s better than having a cannister full of chocolate spoons just waiting to be dunked into your next piping hot cup of coffee? It’s as easy as melting your chopped bunny bits and dipping a plastic spoon. When the first dipped layer hardens, dip again and repeat until you have the desired amount of coating on your spoon. You can then dip that in crushes mints or other candies, or just leave plain. Allow to harden on wax or parchment paper, and wrap in cellophane. Several of these in a bundle makes a nice hostess (or teacher) gift.
  13. Edible Body Paint
    Chop the desired quantity of bunnies into bits and melt. Allow to cool to body temperature, and use your runny bunny for all kinds of interesting ‘activities’. You might choose to add a splash or two of your favorite liqueur to the runny bunny to keep with the ’spirit’ of things, and it goes without saying that this is the perfect use for leftover naughty bunny bits. Just don’t tell the kids what really happened to the rest of their choccy cottontail…

And that… is the end of our best baker’s dozen of ideas for what to do with leftover bunny bits.

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Natasha Richardson Off Life Support

Updated 7:10 pm March 18, 2009:

CNN has reported on the statement released by Richardson’s family, confirming that she has passed away.

Richardson’s family released a statement saying, “Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha. They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time.”

 

Previously:

Two days ago, she suffered what appeared at first, to be a minor injury. She fell while taking a skiing lesson, and initially felt fine, probably just a bit embarassed. Rather quickly though, she began to feel not well and was taken to hospital. Very quickly it was determined she was most definitely not ok, and in fact, gravely ill.

Such is the risk when one suffers a head injury… even a minor one.

Liz Smith reports that his afternoon, at 1:30 pm, she was taken off life support, and not because her condition has improved.

Photo of Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson“I had been waiting for several days for a phone call from Vanessa Redgrave, who was coming to New York to give an award at the UN.

The call, of course, never came.

Everybody in the family — Liam, the two boys, Vanessa, Lynn Redgrave, Joely Richardson — have all been in the hospital with Natasha, and word is in at 1:30 PM WEDNESDAY they have taken Natasha off of life support.

This is not unexpected.

Insiders felt yesterday, on learning they were flying Natasha in to Lenox Hill, that this meant her condition was hopeless and they were just finding a place to be together with her and to say good-bye.”

 

I am honestly, feeling awful for her and of course, her family.

Recently, two thirds of my fraccy clan have given me cause to be concerned about head injury, and while most of us don’t spend much time thinking about it, we should realize how quickly anyone can be gone from our lives… for something as simple as hitting one’s head.

I, not knowing their family of course, don’t know that the few words I would leave on the internet would really have any impact on their suffering, loss and grief. What I do know, is that what I can do… is provide some information about head injury, and hope that if even one person reads it and is helped, she would be pleased.

Visit this page to view Liz Smith’s slideshow.

Read more about head injuries below.

Head Injury Help and Information:

[From familydoctor.org]

Types of head injuries

  1. A concussion is a jarring injury to the brain. A person who has a concussion usually, but not always, passes out for a short while. The person may feel dazed and may lose vision or balance for a while after the injury.
  2. A brain contusion is a bruise of the brain. This means there is some bleeding in the brain, causing swelling.
  3. A skull fracture is when the skull cracks. Sometimes the edges of broken skull bones cut into the brain and cause bleeding or other injury.
  4. A hematoma is bleeding in the brain that collects and clots, forming a bump. A hematoma may not be apparent for a day or even as long as several weeks. So it’s important to tell your doctor if someone with a head injury feels or acts oddly. Watch out for headaches, listlessness, balance problems or throwing up.

How can the doctor tell how bad the damage is?

The doctor will ask about how the injury occurred, about past medical problems, and about vomiting, seizures (fits) or problems breathing after an injury.

The injured person may need to stay in the hospital to be watched. Sometimes, tests such as a computerized tomography (CT) or a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scan that take pictures of the brain are needed to find out more about possible damage
 
What happens after a head injury?

It’s normal to have a headache and nausea, and feel dizzy right after a head injury. Other symptoms include ringing in the ears, neck pain, and feeling anxious, upset, irritable, depressed or tired.

The person who has had a head injury may also have problems concentrating, remembering things, putting thoughts together or doing more than one thing at a time.

These symptoms usually go away in a few weeks, but may go on for over a year if the injury was severe.

Will the head injury cause permanent brain damage?

This depends on how bad the injury was and how much damage it did. Most head injuries don’t cause permanent damage.

What about memory loss?

It’s common for someone who’s had a head injury to forget the events right before, during and right after the accident. Memory of these events may never come back. Following recovery, the ability to learn and remember new things almost always returns.

Is it true that the person must be kept awake after the injury?

No. If the doctor thinks the person needs to be watched this closely, he or she will probably put the person in the hospital.

Sometimes, doctors will send someone who has had a head injury home if the person with them is reliable enough to watch the injured person closely. In this case, the doctor may ask that the person be awakened frequently and asked questions such as “what’s your name?” and “where are you?” to make sure everything is okay.

Get help if you notice the following symptoms:

  1. Any symptom that is getting worse, such as headaches, nausea or sleepiness
  2. Nausea that doesn’t go away
  3. Changes in behavior, such as irritability or confusion
  4. Dilated pupils (pupils that are bigger than normal) or pupils of different sizes
  5. Trouble walking or speaking
  6. Drainage of bloody or clear fluids from ears or nose
  7. Vomiting
  8. Seizures
  9. Weakness or numbness in the arms or legs

Charitable Associations:

  • International Brain Injury Association
  • The Brain Injury Association of Canada
  • The Brain Injury Resource Foundation
  • Brain Trauma Foundation
  • Headway – The Brain Injury Association (UK)
  • And finally…

    Please remember that anyone can be taken from us at any time. Look around you and, think on who the people in your life are, whom you would be devastated to lose.  Make sure they know how much you care about them now, while they’re still here.

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