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You can learn to love liver

It doesn’t have to be liver, it could be okra, pea soup, spinach, oysters, limburger cheese,brussel sprouts, or any other food you would normally hate, and we have Elizabeth Loftus to thank for this new development.

cartoon about ice cream poisoning a manLoftus, a pioneer in the field of false memory at the University of California, Irvine, breezed through work new and old on planting false food-related memories in volunteer subjects. She’s convinced people to despise pickles, eggs, and ice cream. Her team has also had subjects swearing that asparagus is the food of gods. 

The dupes all work similarly. She recruits subjects and asks them some questions about their dietary preferences, then tells them a computer has created a analysis of their diet with a list of new food recommendations, including a false memory: You got sick eating eggs as a child, to pick one example.

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According to her, it’s that simple. She’s convinced she can also teach you to hate foods you love. Chocolate causing you to pack on the pounds? False memory yourself all the way into that bikini. Enjoy a few too many martinis? Use the power of your own mind to make martinis a memory not a mistake.

Wilma Flintstone wavingSome people find this a bit alarming, bringing out fears of mind control and other scary subjects. Fracas doesn’t think it’s all that much to write home about. It’s something we crafty women have known all along. Take, for example, Wilma Flintstone.

Back when Loftus was either a future glimmer in her mother’s  subconscious, or at most, a small child… Wilma was earning some serious under-eye bags by burning the midnight oil planting suggestions in Fred’s head while he slept. Suggestions that earned her (at least for a time) the luxury life.

So instead of fretting over whether mind control and being trained to love that luscious lump of liver on your dinner plate is a bad thing or not, use that time instead, to do a little false memory planting on your own Fred (or Wilma).

Just don’t bring Pebbles along on the fur coat heist.

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Fracas at the Smithsonian… Watch Me!

Fracas loves watches. Fracas owns many watches… from the days before she had three children and loved to spend her money on herself. Fashion watches they were called, and like shoes, the more… the merrier! So it was to my dismay that I read about how wrist watches are dying a slow death.

TKWP (The Thousand Watch Project) is the brainchild of Keith Moskow of Boston Architecture and Design firm Moskow Linn, and has been called “One of the most interesting forays into art and sociology we’ve seen in a while.”

screen cap of the 1000 Watch Project siteThe idea behind this project is to collect 1000 watches (via donation) and have each donor write an epitaph. It is Moskow’s assertion that “With the advent of cell phones, wrist watches are dying a slow death. But it is difficult (if not impossible) to throw out your old wrist watch even if it is broken. Is that because when it was worn it was almost an integral part of the body? Does it represent an important moment in one’s life?”.

Once the project has received 1000 watches, the entire collection will be donated to the Smithsonian Gallery in Washington DC, as “An Illustrative display of this moment in time.”

So far about 350 watches have been donated, so there is still time to send yours in. They do not need to be functioning, or even complete, to be featured in the collection. Each featured watch will be tagged with the epitaph included by the donor, and will be available to view online, and eventually in person at the Smithsonian Gallery.

How can this be? Do people not understand the accessorization value of a really funky watch? Do they not realize that watches are like shoes… always there to make you feel great, never make you look fat and yet… they provide a useful function! Try wearing your cellphone on your wrist and see if anyone ‘oohs’ and ‘aaahhhs’ over it. Chances are, they’ll ask you if you need help back to the home.

But… giving up a watch or two to their cause isn’t necessarily a bad thing. After all, it gives me an excuse to buy myself a new watch.

Heck… I see no reason why it shouldn’t even be an excuse to buy myself a new pair of shoes too!

So I’ve decided that fracas should definitely have a place at the Smithsonian and will be donating a watch.

While that article was written a few months ago and at that time there were approximately 350 watches donated, a check of the project’s  current status showed a little more than 500 was where it sat as of today, so there’s still time for you and I to take part. 

I’ll be sending my watches off forthwith. You can too.

To donate your watch to The Thousand Watch Project, please send it to:

Moskow Linn Architects
88 Broad Street
Boston, MA 02110

Be sure to include your own ten word epitaph and email address if you would like to be contacted when the item is available to view.

And while you’re busy sending off that package to Boston, why not take a moment and drop fracas a line too. If you send me a postcard… it might even make the blog!
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Marketing… with Bossie the (Purple) Cow

Sample Moo MiniCard idea photoYou herd me right.

This isn’t just another post about Seth Godin’s Purple Cow theory, this is a mooving tale about how you can market yourself and make more moola, so be sure to read all the way through. It isnt’ that you shouldn’t be interested in being a purple cow, it’s that this is another way to help turn yourself into that purple cow!

Clearly, I’ve been doing a fair amount of mooing the past few days, and so it’s only natural that I would steer the conversation here around to that topic.

I’ve had their link in my sidebar for some time, but hadn’t before, really taken the time to look through all the products available over at Moo MiniCards. Though I thought their miniature business cards were cute, I hadn’t really thought about how much potential existed with their other products, services and ideas.

So there I was the other day, milking their site for all it’s worth, and realized what an udder fool I’d been!

Sure, they sell mini business cards, but I hadn’t realized that you can actually have them printed with a different photo or design on each card. Ditto for the Notecards, Postcards, Greeting Cards and Stickers. At first, I thought, “So what?”

Like I said… an udder fool was I.

Sample Moo MiniCard idea photoWhen I realized $19.99 divided by the 100 cards in the box only cost 19 cents per card, I truly had a cow. Suddenly, all kinds of ideas were coming to me. Gift tags, merchandise tags for hand-crafted items that will be in the fraccy store soon, and you know… ever heard of that really personal idea where you give someone you love coupons for gifts of your time? Create a box at a time and never be caught without an emergency gift again. What better gift than to share with someone you love, the milk of human kindness on their special day? Create frequent customer cards with your products pictured, be the first to issue the smallest gift certificate around. Being different, even in a small way, is what will get you remembered.

Those cards might be just the fodder you need to make a unique impression upon someone. How might you use them to your advantage?

The other products also offer potential. At $24.99 per 10 pack, the Greeting Cards are definitely something to ruminate about too. When was te last time you paid $2.49 for a greeting card? Before you did that, you probably stood there in the card aisle at the market, and, at least sixteen times, expressed total disbelief at the stupidity of the offerings. Indeed, you then chose the least of the worst, and planted your $5.00 or $6.00 on the counter, feeling you, like bossie before the meal is over, might regurgitate a bit. No need for that. From your choice of photo or design, print yourself up a 10 pack of personally chosen charm, and never chew your cud at that counter again!

Does your business require cards to thank patrons? Do you require gift certificates or cards that have that something unique to make your service more memorable than the next cow’s? 

There’s more, but I’m just wondering what the heck you’re still doing here? Go see it for yourself. I bet your teats will be tickled too.

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Some people just make me sick.

Fracas has been away for a bit, and as I would normally do, I began by checking out what’s been going on in the outside world while I’ve been so absorbed in my own little one. I came across this story:

image of a person holding their hands over their face in shameA 78-year-old woman sat in a feces-covered chair for months in an apartment she shared with her daughter, her legs blackened with rot and her body covered in sores so gruesome they exposed bone in some places.

The horrific details of the elderly woman’s condition were related in court yesterday as her daughter, Margaret Grant, was sentenced to four years in prison for neglect.

Grant, 48, of Moncton had earlier pleaded guilty to endangering the life of Kathleen Grant by failing to care for the elderly woman, who later died in hospital.

“She left her sick mother sitting in a dirty chair rotting to death for at least three to four months with no proper water and food while she was going on with her day-to-day activities,” said Judge Brigitte Sivret in Court was told the woman’s legs were permanently bent from sitting in the chair for months without leaving it, and her buttocks were covered in two large sores.

When she was brought to hospital, doctors determined nothing that could be done because her body was shutting down. They gave her morphine and she died four days later.

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I’m a compassionate person. My first reaction then, to this story, is that the daughter must be mentally ill herself. Perhaps, as heinous an injustice done to this elderly woman it seems, the daughter requires our compassion? Surely anyone who can allow an elderly person in their care and control, to live such a horrible existence, must be mentally ill?

It didn’t take but a moment though, to remember that I live in Canada, and this crime occurred in a Canadian province. Canada is not a country known as the place where we lock ‘em up and throw away the key, no, Canada is known for being the country where even people like Karla Homolka spend only a pittance of time behind bars, able to resume a happy life again later, despite how horrid their crimes were.

Canada is also a country where a crime committed by someone with a mental illness is recognized and, to the dismay of those who would like to seek a different form of punishment, the guilty party is confined for their crime as a mental health patient rather than a common criminal.

In other words, she must have been deemed to be criminally responsible for her despicable actions. Had she not, she, like Vince Weiguang Li, would be facing a different type of confinement. Li, despite having murdered, beheaded and eaten the flesh of his victim, is currently receiving treatment, does not have a criminal record, and will undergo a yearly review to determine if he is well enough to be released back into the public.

So I considered those factors, and realized that if she were considered to have been suffering from a mental illness, it is likely that she would have been sentenced to treatment in a facility for mental health patients who have committed a crime, rather than sent to a prison.

Margaret Grant, was originally charged with criminal negligence causing death and homicide by criminal negligence. Those charges were withdrawn when she pleaded guilty to the new charge of endangering the life of Kathleen Grant by failure to care for her… in other words, neglect.

Neglect.

Doesn’t sound like much, does it? It is however, a charge that carries potential criminal charges:

Failing to provide the necessities of life to a spouse, or to someone under another’s charge, where that person is unable to provide him- or herself with the necessities of life or cannot provide the necessities of life because of detention, age, illness, mental disorder, or another reason.

 

There isn’t really another way to see it. Either you don’t know what you’re doing, or you do.

Some people just make me sick.

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