Darwin Calling…

I’ve dyed my hair at home. I’ve even cut my own hair at home, but someone should tell this man that there are some things you should just break down and pay a professional for.

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

It’s not that I don’t feel sorry for this next girl, but what I want to know is… what happens when she chews gum?

Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting

Apparently texting leads to all kinds of trouble. I wonder if this next fellow wishes he’d only fell into a manhole like the previous girl?

Text Inadvertently Sent To NJ Cop Leads To Arrests

Hey… if they hadn’t confiscated his laser pointer, he wouldn’t have had to be so resourceful…

Flight Diverted After Man Undresses Mid-Flight

I don’t understand what the problem is? He had a cavity that needed filling and was just trying to be efficient…

Connecticut Man Arrested for Allegedly Going to Dentist Naked

As you may have noticed, Fraccers has been on the fraccy back burner for awhile now. It was time to turn up the heat again, and sharing these truly dumb fraccers with you seemed like a great way to do it! I hope you enjoyed these; I know I did!