She’s Gone!
No, silly, not me… the fraccers doll. You know… the one in the banner sign.
Okay, I realize she’s not there now… but she was.
See?
The fraccers doll has endured a bit of a crisis. She’s known she’s supposed to be giving people the opportunity to ’get it all out’ and assist them in releasing the burden of angry, whingey, and bitter feelings they might have all pent up… but lately, this place hasn’t given her the opportunity to do so.
In a bit of a fit today, she’s run off, and has refused to come back until there’s some work for her. She’s normally up to a fair amount of abuse (what with all the pins and smashing her about and all), and the boredom that’s been fraccers for the last little while, has finally caused her to pack it in.
I returned to the blog this evening to find she’d flown the coop.
I’m sure you all would like to help. It’s a horrible feeling to think you’re unwanted and not needed, and so we’ve simply got to find a way to get her back.
Please, won’t you post a heartfelt message to help me convince her to come home.
Thank you… from my bottom (of my heart, silly…)
Dearest Doll
I realise that suffering from pins and needles comes with your chosen career and sometimes things just seem a little too much to bear but I really do feel that Fraccy’s needs should come first. After all, she was the one that stuffed and moulded you into the doll you are today.
Now come back immediately before you get into some real trouble!
Yours sincerely
Mr Papersurfer Snr
Actually she’s quite good with the pain and abuse of the pins and the bashing her about every now and then… she was upset because it had gotten rather boring here lately. You know… not enough of that for her and all…
I’m hoping to convince her that will all change soon.
It’s no good hiding in another blog Doll, just won’t do, we’ll always find you http://mimikirchner.com/blog/
Well I doubt she’d go unnoticed there… she hardly looks like those other dolls! (I do think the garden doll reminds me of those Russian Matroishka Dolls… kind of cute actually…
No, those dolls are a little on the ’safe’ side for my doll to be hiding there. After all, mine seems to like a bit of pain and suffering. I’ve considered looking for her in some of those seedy clubs… but Mr. Frac might worry about me then.
Well Fracas, at first I thought of pointing you to some old voodoo love spells online, then I realized that just wouldn’t do for this doll. Its not love per se that seems to be missing, but the melee right? A little excitement is needed? A few fireworks right?
What you need is a good old fashion fracas cast! I couldn’t find anything specifically to weaving an actual fracas spell, but there’s a lot of stuff out there on creating a little chaos for someone special in your life. That I thought might just be the ticket for your wee pin headed friend.
I was inspired by this guy in Indonesia, http://www.metafilter.com/56534/I-put-a-spell-on-you
Seemed to work for him.
Whaddya Think?
I think she just wants there to be some posts, some stories, readers and issues for her to offer to take a pin or two in someone’s name.
I can’t be sure, but I think it’s because she just likes the pins. If I don’t give her what she wants, I’m sure she’s going to come back pierced in any number of wierd places. Goodness knows, she’s going to get that pin fix any way she can.
Guess I’d best get busy.
She’s probably gettin’ her 7 year itch scratched by GI Joe, since there aren’t enough Captain Canuck dolls to go around them there parts.
Ya think? I thought GI Joe caved to media pressure about body image and all that… and ran off with Barbie.
Not that doll isn’t attractive and all… I’d never say that…
You’ve never felt the raised ‘B’s on her underwear, have you?