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My butt looks fat in this blog?

Before Christmas, some of you mentioned that this blog theme has a few quirks that, well… made my blog butt look pretty wide.

I wasn’t offended, so please don’t worry about that. I have to admit this theme is old and really not equipped to handle all the new things Wordpress has to offer (like threaded comments and such). I’d promised you some changes, and I meant it. Rather than spend ridiculous amounts of time re-coding the CSS and trying to make this old pair of pants look new, I’ll be ditching the old pants in favour of the newest trends and hoping I find something that makes me look my best.

Just don’t go reporting me to Clinton and Stacey… ’cause if you think I’m letting cameras in so they can make fun of what’s in the fraccy ‘closet’, you can think again!

So… I’ll be sorting all of that out in the next few days and while I try on some new blog clothes, you might occaisonally catch me unzipped… or without pants at all… not because fracas likes showing off her behind, or being caught without her dress zipped; it’s just that with folks from all over the world visiting, even if I stay up all night to try on some new blog clothes, there’s nary a time when I don’t risk someone seeing me with my pants down.

I hope you’re not traumatized by that all too much… I will try make up for it later.

I sincerely thank you for your patience!

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Category: Humor, Humour
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8 Responses
  1. JohnC says:

    Yeah, I for one can say I’ve caught Fracas with her pants down…nothing remarkable…move along…nothin’ ta see.

  2. fracas says:

    I beg to differ. Apparently my butt is really big. Just ask Dusty…

  3. fracas says:

    I’ve loaded the new theme and tweaked a couple of details no one (who isn’t using this theme) will notice but me. I do though, plan to remake the header and footer graphics.

    It should be displaying better for most of you, unless you’re using older browsers. This theme rated 100% for:

    - W3C Compliant – XHTML 2
    - W3C Compliant – CSS 2
    - Browser Compatibility – IE7 1
    - Browser Compatibility – Firefox 2
    - Browser Compatibility – Chrome 1
    - Support from Designer 2
    - Post area – Proper Image Alignment 1
    - Post area – Floating Content 1
    - Post area – Auto Adjustment 1
    - Post area – Nested/Threaded Comments 1
    - Sidebar – Auto Adjustment 1
    - Sidebar – Link Hierarchy
    - W3C Compliant – XHTML 1
    - W3C Compliant – CSS 1
    - Home page Heading SEO 1
    - Post & Page Heading SEO 1
    - Post & Page Title Tag (Title as seen in SERPs) 1
    - Content Code Position

    I know if there are folks using old browser versions, they might have some issues, but it’s a no win situation and I think moving foward and being compatible with newer browsers and the newest Wordpress upgrades is the only logical choice rather than being behind.

    I tell ya… I passed over some good looking themes because they were just too old and I’d rather spend my time elsewhere than updating (thus having to learn what I don’t know) CSS. Pity.

    Thanks for your patience. I think you’ll enjoy the new graphics when they’re up.

  4. JohnC says:

    It’s pretty bad when you have to leave me a note on the other side of the fence with a tack. Some host you turned out to be.

    Where’s the knothole to peak when you’re sunbathin’ nude.

    • fracas says:

      Well since you seem to have fallen into the role of the fraccy brother, that whole idea is just shocking. I mean really… I know you Americans condone that whole brother/sister stuff in ‘certain’ states (which shall remain nameless for the safety of my own hiney) and I also know that since most Americans don’t know much about Fracskatchewan and sometimes think these things go on here… it’s really not true. In Fracskatchewan, it is still not ok for brothers to want to see their sisters sunbathe nude.

      I suppose it helps that there are really only three and a half days each year that are actually warm enough for sunbathing… but still…

      Anyway… I get all my tans of the ‘farmer’ variety while weeding and stuff. Mr. Frac is the sunbather here. Shall I take the goosie photo off the knothole so’s you can peek at him next time he’s out? He might get mad if he catches you though… and I’ll deny I had anything to do with it so you’d better be able to run…

      :chuckles:

  5. LOTGK says:

    Very nice design.
    And you have a nice ass…..

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