Canadians. Wolves in sheep’s clothing?

Canadians are a bunch of deviants.

I know, you’re shocked. The whole world thinks we’re calm, polite, peace-loving folks who talk funny and hate to argue, but Google proves otherwise…. and everyone knows that Google knows all.

Today I took a moment to check Google News for Canada, and see what was new(s) and exciting here. After all, being from Saskatchewan and having been cooped up for the last few days due to a blizzard that’s just moved across the prairies, dumping  25 inches (take that Pierre Trudeau, I said ‘inches’ and not ‘centimetres’) of snow here and more elsewhere, I was wondering what’s happening everywhere else.

Google, as usual, seems to know more about us than we do.

Google seems to know that Canadians are deviants… the veritable wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Google gave me a results page proving for once and for all, that Canadians are not polite, well-mannered folks at all… no, Canadians are a people who find the most heinous behaviour imaginable… entertainment.

Click the image and have a look, full size, at how awful we Canadians are.

Oh sure, there will be those who try and joke this away by suggesting that it’s so cold here there’s nothing else to do, or that watching the #3 item on the list could drive anyone to lose their mind and become the heinous creatures featured in the first and second item on the list, but I won’t be doing that. I’m just going to retreat in shame for learning the truth about my fellow countrymen.

After all, it’s not like Google could’ve made a mistake or anything… could they?  Google doesn’t make mistakes.

No, I’m just going to do what anyone who might not want to be tarred with the same brush (as all those deviants Google knows Canada is full of) would do.

I’m moving to Argleton.