Fraccers

Does this new PETA campaign make me look like a cow?
Now, now… before you get your teats in a knot, remember not to shoot the messenger… I’m just asking the big question. Is this newest PETA campaign too ’sexist’ or are city officials in Montreal as thick as an old fashioned porterhouse steak?
Apparently, Pam showed  [ Read More ]

I’m still tied up working on the changes here, and while I’m hard at work doing my best impression of a construction worker with a tool belt dragging down his pants, and sweat trickling down his brow… I thought you might enjoy a few new jokes.
Make sure you have disengaged the coffee cup and have  [ Read More ]

This site has been neglected long enough that the smell has finally gotten to all of us.
We have to warn you though…  it’s just going to have to stink for a wee bit longer while we clean it up, hang an air freshener or two, and wait for the plumber to come back with some  [ Read More ]

I’m joking of course.
It’s not called “Don’t Call 911 Day’… June 4 is actually National Doughnut Day in the United States, but fracas happened upon an ad for Krispy Kreme’s 2010  National Doughnut Day promotion and, noting that they’re giving away free doughnuts… just put two and two together.
Though the idea surely is a funny  [ Read More ]

Last June, at the Tony Awards, Bret Michaels was hit by a heavy stage prop being lowered without his knowledge. Friday, April 23rd, 2010, he suffered a brain hemorrhage doctors have identified as a ’subarachnoid hemorrhage’ and is currently still in hospital. The latest reports are that the exact source of the bleeding has not  [ Read More ]

It seemed everywhere I looked for news and amusing bits today, there was a story of stupidity. It just wouldn’t be right to not share them with you. After all, if the laws of nature are true, these folks might not be with us all that much longer. Best enjoy their antics while they’re here!
Next  [ Read More ]

Ok, maybe that’s a bit harsh and you all aren’t exactly (or technically, though maybe some of you are…) bastards, but according to the article I just read, a goodly percentage of you folks out there are dirty.
And I don’t mean in the good ‘dirty’ way, I mean in the filthy dirty way.
For its new  [ Read More ]